elfdust

The Day Sherlock Holmes Died I was a very lonely kid. Lonely and odd. I was a socially awkward, overweight, uncharismatic, ungirlie teenage girl. Yeah, I just invented that last word: UN-GIR-LIE...so just humor me and pretend that it has its rightful and dignified place within the pages of a dictionary. So, back to what I was saying: I was ungirlie. I mean, why do girls have to be girlie? Girlie is silly, it even rhymes, you see. But to further continue my story I must add that I was one of those rare people who possess all the qualifications required to become the perfect target for amateur bullies. You see, besides the undeniable lack of a